July 04, 2020
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Cruise Ship Photographed Tossing Coronavirus People Overboard!
March 11, 2020
People are scared.
What happens when people are scared?
Have you ever watched a movie when that happens?
Bad things happen because people act on their fear and panic ensues.
Coronavirus should be treated like the Chicken Pox.
If you haven’t gotten it, then put them in the same room where someone does.
We all know that is not the answer as Chicken Pox can lead to Shingles later in life.
Who knows what happens with Coronavirus?
People might have a hankering for Corona.
We live in a world where there are no guarantees and I believe we all die at some point.
Just like these fools being tossed off a cruise ship by dudes in hazmat suits.
Platty's Editor Note: The Chinese calendar for 2020 is the year of the rat! So stop eating their dirty asses!!!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.