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Gay Porn Star Asked About His Big Opening!

Chit Ferbrauns 
July 17, 2020 

Bode Johnson is known for his big opening.

He is the star in Few Hard Men and Midsummer’s Night Cream.

His big opening was front and center in Pecker Runs Through It.

His smallest opening was a tight one, but he grew wide with time in Everybody Does Raymond.

Bode is always asked by fans that wonder which movie made his opening big.

His answer is his first movie.

Black Cock Down.

It took a lot time and work to put those down.

Platty’s Editor Note: A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Mom said you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue.

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