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Husband is Lucky to Get A Foot and A Half!

Publish Date: March 06, 2020
Author: Anna Phalaxis

My husband says I am lucky that I get to experience his 6 inches.

It certainly looks and feels more like 3 but that it why I wear these glasses.

I can't see shit.

But I know what 6 inches feels like.

Feels like 3.

Now my husband gets 3 times that amount in bed space.

He gets 18 inches of bed and the rest is mine.

Now he can experience a good 18 inches while he sleeps.

And my foot in his ass!

Platty’s Editor Note: The wife wanted a new mattress, but I wasn’t sure about the decision. I told her I’d have to sleep on it.

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