April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Husband is Lucky to Get A Foot and A Half!
Publish Date: March 06, 2020
Author: Anna Phalaxis
My husband says I am lucky that I get to experience his 6 inches.
It certainly looks and feels more like 3 but that it why I wear these glasses.
I can't see shit.
But I know what 6 inches feels like.
Feels like 3.
Now my husband gets 3 times that amount in bed space.
He gets 18 inches of bed and the rest is mine.
Now he can experience a good 18 inches while he sleeps.
And my foot in his ass!
Platty’s Editor Note: The wife wanted a new mattress, but I wasn’t sure about the decision. I told her I’d have to sleep on it.
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