April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Manager Enjoys Stories of Nonconsensual Sexual Accusations from Employees!
Publish Date: March 05, 2020
Author: Benjamin Dover
Jeff Harrison loves to listen to stories.
He was only 6 years old when his uncle told him the story of a man from Nantucket.
There was another story told where there once was a man from Rangoon.
He can’t forget that there was also a story of a woman from Decatur.
These stories always remind him of his uncle.
Nowadays Jeff loves listening to nonconsensual sexual accusations from employees currently ongoing at his company as they remind him of the stories from his youth.
He does treat each accusation with complete seriousness but always goes back to his immature childish ways.
He can often be heard humming his favorite story to song.
Platty’s Editor Note: Conclusion? Messy ear, messy spoon and messy meal!
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