April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man Hides Easter Eggs Under Piles of Dog Shit!
Publish Date: March 03, 2020
Author: Moe Lester
Okay, I confess!
This man is me.
These little bastards will go through anything to get their hands on whatever is in that Easter Egg.
Watching them do so is funny as hell!
Watching them walk slowly to their parents with dog shit on their hands is priceless.
Maybe this will be the year that I am not arrested and can enjoy a full day of watching kids sift through the dog shit to get that piece of melted candy.
It will be difficult to know if it is shit on their hands or chocolate.
I’m doing my best to spread the fun of Easter!
Platty's Editor Note: Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? To IHOP!
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