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Last Piece of Pizza Excited for Group Play!

Chit Ferbrauns 
September 09, 2020 

This was a special Tomato Basil pizza Tony and Camille ordered from their favorite pizza shop.

They knew it right when they both had their way with their first piece.

The rich creamy tomato sauce was all over Camille’s face.

Tony’s fingers were covered in oui gooey cheese as he sucked each finger clean.

Camille let out a slight moan when she swallowed a load of warm cheese.

Tony and Camille’s eyes met when they were down to the final piece.

They felt an extra tingle when they knew this piece of pizza was teasing them with a threesome.

This piece of pizza wanted to be in Tony and Camille simultaneously.

They both had their way with the last slice and remained in blissfulness for the rest of the evening.

Platty’s Editor Note: What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’ and ‘aaaaaaah’? Three inches.

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