Racist Drummer Refuses to Play Black Metal!
Dawn Keybawls
July 31, 2020
Whitey McCracker is a white extreme metal drummer.
Whitey will play Funk, Nu, Thrash and Death Metal.
He has experimented with Melodic, Symphonic and Doom Metal.
His favorite genre of metal is Speed Metal.
It goes well with his favorite drug.
He has a long list of accolades for drumming and is well known for being a racist.
Whitey will not play Black Metal or any variation of the genre.
He will not play Blackened Heavy Metal, Symphonic Black Metal or Blackened Death Metal.
He won’t even play Christian Unblack Metal.
His racism runs deep.
He believes there shouldn’t be any variation of black in metal.
Platty’s Editor Note: Whitey McCracker can burn in hell! Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr!
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