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Racist Drummer Refuses to Play Black Metal!
July 31, 2020
Whitey McCracker is a white extreme metal drummer.
Whitey will play Funk, Nu, Thrash and Death Metal.
He has experimented with Melodic, Symphonic and Doom Metal.
His favorite genre of metal is Speed Metal.
It goes well with his favorite drug.
He has a long list of accolades for drumming and is well known for being a racist.
Whitey will not play Black Metal or any variation of the genre.
He will not play Blackened Heavy Metal, Symphonic Black Metal or Blackened Death Metal.
He won’t even play Christian Unblack Metal.
His racism runs deep.
He believes there shouldn’t be any variation of black in metal.
Platty’s Editor Note: Whitey McCracker can burn in hell! Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.