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It's 11:11, A Family Spirit is Watching So Stop Masturbating!

Benjamin Dover 
September 21, 2020 

Numerology, a mystic belief where relationships with numbers are believed to coincide with events in our lives.

There are many numbers that are considered very powerful and one of those has to do with the time, 11:11.

11, 22 & 33 are master numbers in numerology, which means these numbers create the Triangle of Enlightenment.

44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99 are power numbers but only make the Triangle of Grilled Cheese. These numbers aren’t the same.

11:11 has many meanings. Some believe events linked to the 11:11 time appear more often that can be explained by chance or coincidence.

Others believe 11:11 is signaled when a spirit is present.

We’ll go with the latter and your family members want you to stop masturbating because they are tired of seeing you do that and looking at your Oh face.

Stop Masturbating in the office bathroom and when you are along at night!

This is the time they look upon you and would like to do it without shame and guilt.

Platty’s Editor Note: What's the square root of 69? Ate something!

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