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Man is Very Trusting of His Farts!


Moe Lester 
August 08, 2021 

If you trust your farts, then you are in the same boat as Chester Fletcher.

You are a liar if you have claimed you have never shit yourself.

We start off our life in this world shitting our pants with the hope that age and wisdom will prevail and dropping underwear bombs should be a thing of the past.

Chester is very trusting but now he must change his ways.

Chester was born with only one sphincter.

You see, my fine humans, we are born with two sphincters.

Honestly, we should evolve and grow a third sphincter to curb the sharting.

Even with two, we still are too trusting and will eventually shit ourselves.

I carry a shart emergency kit in my car wherever I go. It has come in handy.

Fresh pants, underwear and a shirt just in case the shart goes north instead of south.

Chester should have an emergency kit too.

Don't be like Chester and always prepare for the shart!

Platty's Editor Note: My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

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