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Asshole Went To Kay Instead of Jared!

Oopsai Scharted 
June 16, 2021 

Michelle Smith had her eye on Princess Cut Diamond Ring that Jared Jewelers had displayed front and center in their store.

She had mentioned several times to her boyfriend that if he were ever to propose, that was the ring that she wanted.

Their two-year anniversary was coming up and again she reminded him of the ring she wants at Jared.

Over the last year she has been leaving hints around their apartment about the ring she wanted.

Magazine clippings, websites left open on their computer and signed his email up on Jared’s email newsletter.

The day finally came, and she was so excited when he got down on one knee and proposed.

She knew right away that the ring was from fucking Kay’s.

She kicked his ass to the curb without a second thought.

Goddamn Kay’s she thought as she moved on with her life knowing she is better off.

Platty’s Editor Note: Why is marriage is a three-ring circus? There’s an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and lots of suffering!


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