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Golfer Feels Sexy Holding His Follow Through!

Chit Ferbrauns 
July 14, 2020 

Thomas Ryan Scott Cracker III loves his golf game.

He plays a few times a week and has a 7 handicap.

His favorite part of golf is holding his follow through.

The only time Thomas feels sexy is after the shot where he can hold his follow through high with pride.

He isn’t trying to attract anyone, but he has total confidence with his sexiness.

The other 3 golfers in his foursome also agree that they can see his confidence shine.

With all the feelings we feel in this cruel, dark and bitter world, it’s great to feel sexy on the golf course.

Thomas Ryan Scott Cracker III is proof.

Go find your sexy place and take pride in yourself.

Platty’s Editor Note: Golf, where a foursome is not what it seems.

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