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Man Needs His Readers to Trim His Pubes!
July 28, 2021
There will be a time your life that your eyes will become less effective.
Well, you’ll need to survive long enough for that to happen.
The days when it all falls apart.
This is the day that Tommy Johnson, no name pun intended, requires his reading glasses when he trims his pubes.
Sometimes the snake gets lost in the grass and requires some manscaping.
He does not want to cut the snake, only the grass.
Yes, his penis is small and likes to hide when not in use, but his confidence took a hit now that he needs his readers.
His hand eye coordination is also on the decline.
This makes his readers even more important.
He has also upgraded from scissors to a trimmer but that too can cause some damage.
He takes his time to make sure there are no accidents.
Platty's Editor Note: I found one of my dad's old porno videos today. In the 70's, they used to use pubic hair to censor out the genitals!
He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.
He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.