April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man Wants to Be Your Next Childcare Provider!
Publish Date: February 18, 2020
Author: Moe Lester
Jeffrey Smith wants everyone to know that your children will be safe with him.
He is a caring individual who will keep your child’s best interests at heart.
He has spent the past 5 years educating himself with online childcare classes.
You’ll feel safe knowing your child is being protected from anyone who wants to cause harm to them.
Jeffrey has many years in the pen and has been trained as a security guard prior to his years in childcare.
He is CPR certified and has resuscitated every one of his victims.
Please give Jeffrey a chance.
You will be completely satisfied or your money back.
Platty’s Editor Note: The daycare turned down my job application. I described myself as 'a touchy-feely kind of guy!'
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.