April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man Quarantines Himself with A Case of Coronavirus!
Publish Date: February 17, 2020
Author: Oopsai Scharted
Robbie Castro has had enough.
He is tired of everyone’s shit and decided to quarantine himself with a case of Corona, the virus.
The virus is him drinking his favorite beverage and removing the bullshit that others have piled upon him.
Robbie has about 3 cases of the virus.
These cases should keep him in quarantine for at least 4-5 days if he plays his card right.
He has relayed his recent issues with his virus to his employer and they agree that he should seek treatment and stay home.
They are very supportive of him.
We are also very supportive of his plight and will soon quarantine ourselves with the virus.
Platty’s Editor Note: I agree! I need at least 12 cases!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.