April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
New Dating App: Just Looking!
Publish Date: February 16, 2020
Author: Anna Phalaxis
This new dating app falls a bit short of being a dating app.
Just Looking is just as the name states. You’re just looking.
The site is really easy to use.
You add your information and a photo to your profile.
You add your likes, dislikes and other aspects that make you who you are.
Once your information is complete you can publish your profile which makes it active for other members who are Just Looking.
No one will ever contact you and you will never actually go on a date.
You will be notified if someone is Just Looking at your profile.
There are detailed reports that you will receive weekly about who is Just Looking at you.
You will feel better about yourself knowing that there are others that are Just Looking at you.
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