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Heineken 0.0 Dumped and Filled with Real Beer!

Dawn Keybawls 
September 04, 2020 

If you like the actual taste of beer without the alcohol, then you have a major problem.

This is worse than being an alcoholic.

You need some serious mental therapy where you need to ask your inner being why?

Why the fuck does someone like drinking beer without the alcohol?

The rewards of the bad taste eventually come around and help you ‘enjoy’ the flavor of beer.

There is no place in Hell for someone who drinks beer just for the flavor.

Stop being an arrogant asshole and point at the 0.0 as it will save your life.

You’re an asshole and drink the shitty tasting beer and get drunk like the rest of us you sick bastard!

Platty's Editor Note: Nice! Tell us how you really feel Dawn.

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