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Gamers Are NOT Athletes!

Oopsai Scharted
February 10, 2020

Let’s get this straight right now.

Gamers are not athletes!

No way in hell is gaming a sport.

Yes, they use their eyes, mind, fingers and thumbs but there are other parts of the body that games do not use.

If an athlete gets a cramp or gets hurt this was due to physical aspect of him using his mind and body.

A gamer gets a cramp or carpel tunnel syndrome then his injury is due to a shitty diet and being a fat ass.

Gamers do play sports games but that does not make them an athlete.

Gamers wish they could be athletes but let’s face it. THEY ARE NOT!

Athlete: A person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise.

Gamer: A person who regularly plays computer or video games.

There it is.

Stop the bullshit!

Platty's Editor Note: How long will it be, before people start naming their kids after Pokemon.

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