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Gamers Are NOT Athletes!
February 10, 2020
Let’s get this straight right now.
Gamers are not athletes!
No way in hell is gaming a sport.
Yes, they use their eyes, mind, fingers and thumbs but there are other parts of the body that games do not use.
If an athlete gets a cramp or gets hurt this was due to physical aspect of him using his mind and body.
A gamer gets a cramp or carpel tunnel syndrome then his injury is due to a shitty diet and being a fat ass.
Gamers do play sports games but that does not make them an athlete.
Gamers wish they could be athletes but let’s face it. THEY ARE NOT!
Athlete: A person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise.
Gamer: A person who regularly plays computer or video games.
There it is.
Stop the bullshit!
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