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Man Sleeps Like A Baby. Shits Himself 3 Times Every Night!

Chit Ferbrauns 
June 26, 2020 

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Mike Miller knows that better than anyone.

He sleeps like a baby every night and shits himself at least 3 times a night.

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Platty's Editor Note: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

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