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Victoria's Secret? Her Penis!

Dawn Keybawls
February 05, 2020

We all know 99% of women on this Earth do not look like the skinny bitches that are called angels.

The Victoria Secret Angels to be exact.

These women are so close to natural perfection that they are goddesses.

The only problem is their secret.

Their secret is hard to overcome. The secret has lots of girth and a long history of questionability.

Their secret is their tucked penis.

They are so hot that once you realize the issue has been untucked, you won’t care.

Why would you want bone on bone?

I’ve got some cushion for the pushing. Shit, slamming on that clam type of cush for the push.

There is no outie here!

Stop fascinating on the unattainable and focus on the what’s real.

A chick with a dick!

Platty’s Editor Note: Well hello Dawn. It’s nice to see you after a dark cold night!

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