November 26, 2021

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Mid Forties Man Okay Being Subject of Taylor Swift’s Next Hit Tune!

Dawn Keybawls 
August 12, 2021 

Danny Evans hair is gone, and his stomach is plump.

He might be strong enough to do one push-up.

That doesn’t stop him from fantasizing about being Tay-Tay’s next hit song.

He doesn’t care if it’s about him stalking her.

He doesn’t care if it’s about him delivering pizza to her house.

He doesn’t care if it’s about him fixing her broken appliances.

He doesn’t care.

He wants to feel alive for one day in his life and each day after that.

We want his dream to come true and only Taylor can make it happen.

He wants her next song to be about him.

Taylor? Would you make this man’s dream come true?

Platty's Editor Note: Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time. Well, that's what Kanye tells me.


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