February 28, 2021
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Mid Forties Man Okay Being Subject of Taylor Swift’s Next Hit Tune!
July 02, 2020
Danny Evans hair is gone, and his stomach is plump.
He might be strong enough to do one push-up.
That doesn’t stop him from fantasizing about being Tay-Tay’s next hit song.
He doesn’t care if it’s about him stalking her.
He doesn’t care if it’s about him delivering pizza to her house.
He doesn’t care if it’s about him fixing her broken appliances.
He doesn’t care.
He wants to feel alive for one day in his life and each day after that.
We want his dream to come true and only Taylor can make it happen.
He wants her next song to be about him.
Taylor? Would you make this man’s dream come true?
Platty's Editor Note: Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time. Well, that's what Kanye tells me.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.