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Peloton Introduces Triple D Tandem Bike!

Chit Ferbrauns 
January 26, 2020 

The folks at Peloton are at it yet again.

They have taken the popularity of the Triple D Attachment and made it into a tandem bike.

We all know most Peloton users have a hard time sitting still and this new tandem bike will make sure that they never sit still.

Working out alone can be difficult at times therefore the new bike was developed due to greater success when you work out with a partner.

Hit your goals all year long, over and over repeatedly.

The handlebar D now connects to a water bottle for you to stay hydrated.

Head on over to PelotonDDD.com today to order your tandem bike and achieve a healthier you.

Platty’s Editor Note: No thanks again! I'm still passing! I don't need a deeper, harder ride.

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