September 19, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Sometimes It Just Takes A Good Whacking!
January 19, 2020
The whacking starts with this shitty pinata.
Your blurry TV.
Your static sounding radios.
Your disrespectful child’s ass.
Your day at the golf course.
Your horny wife’s ass.
Your neighbor for hitting on your wife.
Neighborhood kids in your tool shed.
Platty's Editor Note: Lazy day with a lot of whacking going on!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.