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We Be Them! This Is Us Urban Blight Edition!

Publish Date: January 16, 2020
Author: Benjamin Dover

NBC is moving forward with a spin-off of their hit show This Is Us by introducing new talent and story lines.

The brass just released the new title, We Be Them.

We Be Them will take place in one of the greatest urban decay cities in the US.

It will revolve around a group of twenty somethings trying to make their way in their shitty lives.

The producers promise the same tear-jerking moments that This Is Us delivers.

There will be drama, laughs, sadness, conflict, murder, drugs, prostitution, back stabbing and most of all, love.

The love come from watching these people go through lifes ups and downs. Well, mostly downs.

These young adults will reach pinnacles and will experience absolutely crushing devastating loses.

We Be Them makes their debut this summer on NBC.

Platty's Editor Note: Idaho, the only contestant missing from Miss Ebonics 2020.

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