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White House Staff Big Fan of Peloton Triple D!

Chit Ferbrauns
January 15, 2020

Previously, we introduced the Peloton Triple D attachments that claim a deeper, harder ride.

Peloton Triple D Attachments Offer Deeper, Harder Ride!

Today we are pleased to announce that the White House staff are big fans of the attachments.

They are so pleased that they have taken a photo of their favorite workout equipment after signing some bullshit law.

Mike Pence has been seen using the equipment the most. He can also be heard mumbling ride the gay away.

The staff is the healthiest they have been in years and all thanks to the Peloton Triple D attachments.

Head on over to PelotonDDD.com today to order your attachments and achieve a healthier you.

Platty's Editor Note: Let's ride this all the way to the bank! My wife has placed her order.

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