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Peloton Triple D Attachments Offer Deeper, Harder Ride!

Chit Ferbrauns 
October 09, 2020 

Thanks for the assignment Platty!

Peloton has now announced the new Triple D bike attachments.

Yes, your ride can now be deeper and harder than you ever imagine.

Your ride will bring you more pleasure and is a heart healthy exercise.

Peloton has the innovation and imagination that brings you the best riding experience ever.

The new Triple D attachment comes with a floor covering as you might be extra sweaty at the end of your workout.

We swear you will want to work out several times a day.

Their bigger video screen will allow their new advertiser Pornhub, directly onto your screen and you can enjoy their videos while you work out.

Call Peloton today and order your Triple D package.

Platty's Editor Note: This looks like a gift that can keep on giving.

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