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Denny’s Mobile Relief Truck Overtaken by Drunk College Students!

Dawn Keybawls
May 19, 2020

The Denny’s mobile relief truck that delivers shitty food to people in need during an emergency or natural disaster was over taken by drunk local college students.

Jeffrey Monroe took a wrong turn off the interstate when his truck was surrounded by the local college during their stupid football fund raiser.

Most of the students were already drunk and want to mop up the alcohol with pancakes, sausages and eggs.

Let’s face it. Denny’s is only good when intoxicated.

Jeffrey did his best to get the truck back on track to help some fat ass hungry people who ran out of food fed.

It was too late as the drunk ass stupid college kids took over and ate everything in sight. They even ate the nasty Dulce De Leche Crunch Pancake Breakfast and Grand Slamwich with Hash Browns.

These savages know no bounds!

Jeffrey is lucky to have survived this ordeal. He is now at home with his family.

Denny’s sent in another relief truck to get to the emergency that was originally planned.

The fat people were no longer fat and didn’t have the pallet for Denny’s anymore.

Platty's Editor Note: Einstein said that anything traveling at the speed of light would have infinite mass. Your mom only travels to the Denny's and back and she's gotten pretty close.

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