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Wife Returns New Glasses After Finally Seeing Her Husband!

Chit Ferbrauns 
January 12, 2021 

Melanie has bad eyesight and has been using an old pair of glasses for many years.

She was very happy to be able to see again.

Her husband of a few years has always made her laugh.

Melanie has a severe case of astigmatism and finding the right prescription of glasses has been an issue.

The eye glasses technology has finally caught up and Melanie finally has a pair of glasses where she can see with any blurred vision.

She immediately took them back once she was able to see her husband clearly for the first time ever.

She knew divorce was never going to be the answer because he made her laugh.

He was also packing some serious lumber and she would rather use her old glasses than give that up.

This woman is willing to give up her sight for the lumber?

That is what she tells her husband as she actually kept the glasses and doesn’t wear them when he is around.

Platty's Editor Note: Nice! Everybody welcome Chit Ferbrauns!

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