February 17, 2020
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Douchebag Takes Break from Computer to Use His Phone!
Publish Date: December 29, 2019
Author: Benjamin Dover
This guy is a d-bag and his name is Douchie McDouchebag Face.
He has been busy checking his e-portfolio or looking for adult companions or whatever white privilege he enjoys on his expensive laptop.
Perhaps he got a text from his mother. Maybe it was from his doctor mentioning the discharge is nothing to worry about.
Maybe he will move the desktop computer in the background for a coffee break.
This douche is addicted to his devices.
The smile could be that he doesn’t suffer from the everyday bullshit other than the online world where everything is better than what it seems.
Just like this picture of Douchie McDouchebag Face.
Go ahead. It is okay to step away from your computer, tablet, phone, TV or any other connected device.
Take a break or become like this douche-bag!
Platty's Editor Note: Don't be like this guy or you will be punched in the face!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.