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Man Cursed with Copious Non-Smelling Farts!

Oopsai Scharted
December 24, 2019

My dead husband would fart a lot. He still does.

His could clear a room.

Joshua Krick wishes he could clear a room.

He is cursed with copious non-smelling farts.

He has adjusted his diet, tried different foods and even sampled the most fart potential treats on the planet.

His loud anal acoustics are legionary however they do not bring the stink.

His jealously is often on display as he rips another odorless biscuit.

He is always crop dusting at work, but no one is affected or notices.

Imagine baking brownies that no one can smell and enjoy?

Josh would often Dutch oven his girlfriend, but she would end up laughing at him.

Joshua has been considering a fecal transplant as his next step to obtaining flatuosity.

Platty's Editor Note: This article is a stinker.

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