February 17, 2020
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Kid Enraged by Accidently Eating Oatmeal Raisin Instead of Chocolate Chip Cookie!
Publish Date: December 11, 2019
Author: Benjamin Dover
Jalen MacAuthur was eyeballing the cookie assortments at the local art festival and was hoping a few of them would end up in his grasps.
His mother gave him the go ahead to get a few of them for himself and his sister.
He made his way to the cookie table and asked if he could have some.
Everything was cool until he got back home to finally eat his cookies.
After washing his hands, he finally took hold of his cookies.
His first bite started off with a realization that something wasn’t right.
Was that a chocolate chip? Why does this taste like oatmeal?
The second bite hit him harder than he realized.
This is not chocolate chip, this was fucking oatmeal raisin.
His whole afternoon was ruined.
Platty's Editor Note: Goddamn right! My afternoon was ruined after reading this. Oatmeal raisin?
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