May 29, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man’s Best Is Shown When Shot Gunning A Beer!
December 08, 2019
Burton Franks is not like my dead husband.
My dead husband was a respectful man.
Burton has failed as a person.
His wife left him, and his kids no longer call him dad. They call him Burt.
He just got laid off from his job at Burger King.
He would not endorse the new BK Turkey Fries.
He wasn’t a team player.
He was always his best when shot gunning a beer.
People found him very abrasive except when the shot gunning began.
He was the life of the party, he would attract all kinds of people until the gunning was over.
He recently began a new career booking shot gun beer events at birthday parties, bar mitzvah’s, weddings and divorce parties.
He has finally found a way to be himself and make a living. His kids still call him Burt.
Platty's Editor Note: You know what's fun about being sober? Nothing!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.