September 24, 2021
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Woman Cannot Wait to Be Spatchcocked Tonight!
August 26, 2021
Some people call it butterflying but Melanie Smith prefers the term spatchcocking.
She is hoping that she will be spatchcocked by her husband later that evening.
Just like a bird she too is looking to be split down the middle.
She holds her hands split to her face displaying her excitement that her legs will soon be spatchcocked.
She cannot wait to be boned and flattened.
It’s been almost a year since the last time I was spatchcocked and I am feeling a bit jealous that Melanie gets to enjoy the process more frequently.
I am also happy for her as it takes a good man to do a proper spatchcocking. Too many men will not do the proper steps of a true and finished spatchcocking job.
I raise my glass to you Melanie! You deserve it.
Platty's Editor Note: Everyone enjoys a proper spatchcocking!
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