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Nascar Driver Dreams of Turning Right!

Publish Date: December 07, 2019
Author: Benjamin Dover

Clint White is a cracker ass American who loves to drive very fast.

His dream is to go super-fast but to turn right instead of left.

His reasoning is that left is the weaker turn.

Left handed people only account for about 13% of the population. Everyone else is right handed.

The best part of a meal is when it is cooked, and dinner is served right now. Dinner is not served left now. Left overs are not as good. As they are left over. They are not call right overs.

We wipe our ass with out left hand and shake hands with our right.

The left gets the shit work while the right gets all the glory.

Except in NASCAR. It is all left all the time.

Fans don’t realize that NASCAR was started by lefty alcoholics that want to go super-fast.

They were against the uprising of the right.

A high-ranking anonymous NASCAR representative explained “We drive on the left side of the car. So, we turn left.”

Clint White may never achieve his dream.

Platty's Editor Note: God made everyone right-handed, the truly gifted overcome it.

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