Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
Ho Ho Ho!
We all know Mrs. Claus is not a ho!
Everyone knows that Santa is the man.
No one really asks about Mrs. Claus.
This year will be different as Santa is gifting Mrs. Claus a special Pearl necklace.
The shiny pearls will glisten in the light and will bring out Mrs. Claus eyes along with her smile.
These fine handmade strings of pearls were put together with love.
These pearls are not the usual Akoya, Freshwater, Tahitian or South Sea pearls.
These are from the North Pole and have a special place near Mrs. Claus heart.
Platty's Editor Note: Who was the one to call it a pearl necklace and not a chestnut?
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.