Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
"A subpoena or witness summons is a writ issued by a government agency, most often a court, to compel testimony by a witness or production of evidence under a penalty for failure."
The president was clearly confused when asked about the recent subpoenas against some members of his administration.
“No one in my administration has a sub penis!” Yelled the President.
“Yo! Bro! No Quid Pro Quo! Go Show Mo Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!” The President said with a hint of confusion.
“My penis is huge! The is nothing sub about it.” He continued.
It is clear that this president has some issues that need to be worked out.
“None of the members of my cabinet will answer questions about sub penises.” The President yelled one more time.
We are getting nowhere really fast and American's that voted this clown into office have some explaining in their future.
Platty's Editor Note: I'm ready for another Civil War if this asshat continues as President!
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He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.