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December 11, 2019

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Sewage Treatment Plant Preparing for The Days Following Thanksgiving!
Publish Date: November 28, 2019
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Thanksgiving is a day to piss off your family.

It is also a day where we eat a ton of food and drink. Then we sleep.

The following days is when all this food and drink is released into our sewer systems.

On average, 4500 calories are consumed just at the dinner table.

Another 4000 calories are consumed before and after your Thanksgiving dinner.

Another 8000 calories are consumed the next day.

Therefore, the nation’s sewer treatment plants go through max volume testing to make sure everything flows smoothly like shit out of a duck’s ass.

The top Sewerologist’s have been deployed to the largest systems in the USA.

“The next 24-72 hours will be the peak times that we will need to be 100% ready for the shit to hit the fan. ” – Top Sewerologist Jason Shatbricks.

We’ll have a huge problem if the systems of America are backed up.

Too many people are full of shit but our systems need to be free of that.

Platty's Editor Note: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad Shooter!


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