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December 11, 2019

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Man Robs Peter to Pay Paul Because Peter Is an Asshole!
Publish Date: November 23, 2019
Author: Dawn Keybawls

We have all hear the phrase “Rob Peter to Pay Paul” which we all know is a phrase to pay off debt by incurring new debt somewhere else.

This phrase does not have the same meaning.

Why is it that Peter is the one who always gets robbed?

The whole act of robbing Peter is justified each time because Peter is an asshole.

We all know a douche bag named Mike and an asshole named Peter.

What about Paul? What is his deal?

Why is Peter always getting robbed to pay Paul?

Why doesn’t anyone rob Paul? The dude is loaded as he is always getting paid.

Something to think about.

Platty's Editor Note: Forget Peter and Paul, I have lots of cash and own them all.

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