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December 11, 2019


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Student Gets His Ass Kicked on Buddy Bench!
Publish Date: November 20, 2019
Author: Oopsai Scharted

Each balloon is a victim of a vicious Buddy Bench beatdown.

When the teachers are not watching the bench, all hell breaks loose.

Local schools are installing surveillance systems to make sure these benches do not become death traps.

It started out with lots of promise but soon turned into a cesspool of kid predators striking the weak for the quick and easy kill.

They swoop in and deliver the beating and disappear into the background while their victim is left dazed and confused.

The Buddy Bench has become the Beat Down Bench.

There are rumors kids are offering bribes to teachers and the school’s IT department.

The attacks are happening when teachers are not on duty and surveillance systems are down for maintenance.

Platty's Editors Note:  Seriously, if you know someone is being bullied. Do something about it you fucking pussy!

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