Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
Otto has not had a luxurious lifestyle.
He has been homeless for many years.
He was discovered taking a bath in the flooded waters of the deep south.
Otto is one palindrome that was not scared of taking a bath in the flooding waters.
He doesn’t care as he needs to wash his dirty ass.
Local Resident Jen Flowers doesn’t want to see the homeless take a bath in flood waters.
“We have enough to worry about with the flooding waters but now we have to watch the homeless take a bath in it now? I will not stand for that!” She said.
What she doesn't realize is that if these flood waters continue, Jen will be bathing with Otto as her home will be destroyed and she will be homeless too.
Platty's Editor Note: I always try and date homeless girls. It's easier to get them to stay over.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.