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December 11, 2019


breaking news

Burger King Introduces New BK Turkey Fries!
Publish Date: November 15, 2019
Author: Dawn Keybawls

The new Turkey Fries are loaded full of juicy creamy white meat that will explode in your mouth after you dip them into BK’s new sweet dripping sauce.

There are a variety of flavors including chocolate and italian dripping sauce.

Get them while supplies last.

You get a load of them for $6.99!

They are an excellent protein source.

Platty's Editor Note: BK Please don't sue me. I got nothing!

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