Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
RIP piss of Big Bag!
RIP piss of Farouk the Pirate!
RIP piss of The Broken Bunny!
RIP piss of The Sassy Kat!
RIP piss of The Blue Waffle!
RIP piss of Ravindra Banchhod!
RIP piss of Platty the Platypus!
Platty's Editor Note: Isn't that a pissa! How did my piss get there? I appreciate my fans.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.