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December 11, 2019

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Piss Jugs Remembered at Roadside Memorial!
Publish Date: November 13, 2019
Author: Oopsai Scharted

RIP piss of Big Bag!

RIP piss of Farouk the Pirate!

RIP piss of The Broken Bunny!

RIP piss of The Sassy Kat!

RIP piss of The Blue Waffle!

RIP piss of Ravindra Banchhod!

RIP piss of Platty the Platypus!

Platty's Editor Note: Isn't that a pissa! How did my piss get there? I appreciate my fans.

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