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White Man Has Happy Feelings Because He Might Help The Homeless!
April 10, 2020
Christian Dankworth is extremely happy today.
He has an extra bounce to his step.
That extra step comes from being inspired to do something nice for someone today.
He wants to help the homeless.
Wanting and doing are two different things and that’s why Christian is a douche bag.
Christian is a worthless scumbag who will not help anyone including the homeless.
A homeless woman asked for change and he claims he doesn’t have any. We all know he does because he had his hand in his pocket shuffling it around.
He gets a sense of personal pride mulling over possibly of giving the homeless woman the change but that’s all it takes to make him feel happy.
Therefore, he is a punk ass arrogant piece of fake shit. Punch this guy in the face the next time you see him.
Platty's Editor Note: I have found the key to happiness. Stay away from happy assholes!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.