September 24, 2021

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About the Author!

Platty


Born: Unknown
Died: Still Alive
About Platty:

These things are goddamn stupid! Piss off!


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Other Works by the Author!

PLATTY: Tunes Man! 09/21/21
Angry Rednecks Everywhere Need to Get Laid! 09/05/21
Satire on Social Media Is Dead! 07/26/21
Why Can't This Stupid Thing Have A Duck Bill? 07/05/21
PlattyPress.com is 2! 06/14/21
Platty Wants to Bust His Venom Inside of You! 06/11/21
Entire Staff Infected with Covid-19. Annual ORGY to Blame! 04/25/21
Sassy Woman Raising Hell in Heaven! 04/17/21
PlattyPress.com 400th Article! 03/19/21
PlattyPress.com Reaching New All Time Highs! 01/30/21
PlattyPress.com 2.1.4562.3.4.357 Upgrade Released! 01/13/21
2020 Is Over! Gets to Hold 2021’s Beer! 12/31/20
United States of America renamed to Divided States of America! 12/14/20
Black Friday Sale! 11/27/20
PlattyPress.com Reaches 500 Days! 10/31/20
PlattyPress.com Lands in Facebook Jail! 10/08/20
PlattyPress.com 298th Article! 10/03/20
The Selling Out Has Begun! 09/26/20
9/11 - We Will Never Forget! 09/11/20
Ebony and Ivory Fighting Together for America’s Democracy! 08/11/20
Trump: Delay Election! Americans: Have Election ASAP! 07/30/20
Happy Father's Day! 06/21/20
PlattyPress.com Celebrates One Year Anniversary! 06/18/20
Thoughts and Prayers? Are They Enough? 06/07/20
Prayers? 06/07/20
Thoughts? 06/07/20
Social Media Blackout! 06/02/20
Stupid White Man Finally Understands Kaepernick’s Message! 05/31/20
Boys II Men? No! Men II Geriatric Men? Yes! 05/12/20
President Plans to Nuke Covid-19 Loaded with Beautiful Powerful Light and Disinfectant! 04/29/20
PlattyPress.com 200th Article! 04/15/20
Platty's A Daddy! 03/29/20
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #1 03/15/20
This Shit Show That Was 2019 is Finally Over! 12/31/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #12 12/03/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #11 11/18/19
Each Time a Shooting Occurs, The Gun Industry Wins! 11/15/19
PlattyPress.com 100th Article! 11/11/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #10 11/09/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #9 10/26/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #8 10/14/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #7 09/22/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #6 09/07/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #5 08/18/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #4 08/03/19
Another Tragedy at PlattyPress.com as Journalist Candy Storr Found Dead! 07/25/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #3 07/24/19
PlattyPress Week In Review Video #2 07/15/19

 

About Platty

He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.

He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.