Just put it on my bill.

December 11, 2019

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Platty

Born: Unknown
Died: Still Alive
About Platty:

These things are goddamn stupid! Piss off!


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He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.

He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.

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