Just put it on my bill.

December 11, 2019


breaking news

Oopsai Scharted

Born: 01/01/1900
Died: Still Alive
About Oopsai Scharted:

She said she only farted but do not believe her. She totally shit herself.

She is as old as shit.

She makes the best banana bread.

Do not drink her hot chocolate.

She loves her dead husband.

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About Platty

He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.

He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.

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