April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
She said she only farted but do not believe her. She totally shit herself.
She is as old as shit.
She makes the best banana bread.
Do not drink her hot chocolate.
She loves her dead husband.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.