September 24, 2021

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About the Author!

Ms. Ann Formation


Born: 06/14/1944
Died: Still Alive
About Ms. Ann Formation:

She is a loud mouth know it all.

She always thinks she knows more than you.

Her stories are always way better than yours.

She is allergic to the truth.

Her shit doesn't stink.


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Other Works by the Author!

PANTERA: Far Beyond Driven 09/20/21
METALLICA: Black Album 09/14/21
Man Suffering from Delayed Gratification Issues Will Just Have to Wait! 09/06/21
Wife Upset Over Husband’s Peyronie's Disease Surgery! 08/30/21
Potsexual Finds Love with Pansexual! 08/21/21
The Curse of Oak Island Is Watching the Fucking Show! 08/18/21
Wife Misses Husband’s Hate Fucking Since He Started Therapy! 07/26/21
Johnny Is Still A Cream Puff! 07/21/21
Man Breaks Guinness Record by Eating 3 Bowls of Cap'n Crunch! 07/18/21
Man’s Penis Declared A Weapon of Mass Destruction! 07/09/21
Husband: What’s for Dinner? Wife:… 07/05/21
Only Erin Burnett’s Husband is Allowed Outback! 06/18/21
Satire Writer Never Taken Seriously! 06/13/21
Why the Fuck Was Frasier Crane in Expandables 3? 06/09/21
Skeletons Found in Sand Traps at Waste Management Open Golf Tournament! 02/06/21
Woman Cannot Remember Why She Takes Prevagen! 01/17/21
Pandemic Votes for Donald Trump! 11/01/20
Trump Gives Key to Melania’s Chastity Belt to Israel! 09/16/20
Very Slow Basketball Player Running for School Board! 09/02/20
Biden’s Pole Is Larger Than Trumps in 2020 Erections! 08/02/20

 

About Platty

He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.

He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.