September 24, 2021

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About the Author!

Moe Lester


Born: 02/04/1955
Died: Still Alive
About Moe Lester:

Cats are allergic to him.

He will eat green eggs and ham.

He doesn't believe in Oranges.

He likes to wear high heals.

People always swipe left.

You better not leave him with your kids!


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Other Works by the Author!

THERAPY?: Troublegum 09/23/21
WINTERSUN: Wintersun 09/17/21
OPETH: In Cauda Venenum 09/10/21
Donald Sutherland’s Eyebrows Revealed As the True Old-Fashioned Cocksucker! 09/03/21
Woman Is A Bloody Cunt! 08/31/21
Parents Thankful the Right Kid Died! 08/29/21
Color Blind Man Sees Porn in Color for The First Time! 08/26/21
TLC Creating Scary Terminator Fembot Dodgeball Players! 08/25/21
Man, Never Sees Wife After Bidet with Feminine Wash Installed! 08/21/21
Murderer Only Slays Vagina! 08/20/21
Woman Orders Tootsie Pop Licking Machine! 08/15/21
Husband Loves to Eat His Wife’s Juicy Taco! 08/12/21
Woman’s Double Penetration Sex Toy for Sale! 08/09/21
Man is Very Trusting of His Farts! 08/08/21
Man’s Just a Fatty, Jizzy, Meat Bag of Emotions! 08/07/21
Woman Leaves Pubes on Every Toilet She Uses! 08/03/21
Food Network Presents: Beat Off Bobby Flay! 07/31/21
Woman’s Tootsie Pop Requires 364 Licks! 07/29/21
Man’s Cheesy Meatballs Explode All Over Your Mom’s Grill! 07/27/21
Dad Misses Yelling at His Kids Like He Did When They Were Younger! 07/22/21
Man Wants to Be Your Next Childcare Provider! 07/20/21
Boeing Employees Killing It with New Software Upgrades! 07/12/21
CDC Warns Limit of 5 People in Orgy Due to Coronavirus! 07/09/21
Man Believes Instagram is a Cocaine Delivery Service! 07/04/21
Covid-18 Jealous of 19’s Success! 07/01/21
Man Worries His Murder Won't Be Covered by Local News! 06/26/21
Wife is Out of Town, Husband Tries to Masturbate Like a Teen Again! 06/24/21
Man Refuses Vaccine Due to Virus Discrimination! 06/20/21
IT Tech Working at Home Still Required to Wear Company Swag! 06/16/21
All White Oreos is What America Needs! 06/08/21
Man’s Alibi for Murder; He Was Busy Killing Someone Else! 05/30/21
Cock Slays Master; Turned Heroic Vigilante Taking Down Ring Organizers! 05/18/21
Sports Analyst: Let’s See That Gruesome Injury in Super Slow Motion! 05/05/21
Man Makes Mask from Wife’s Used Panties! 05/02/21
Husband Uses Flex Paste on His Wife’s Massive Crack! 04/09/21
Biden Deploys Southern Detainees to Home Depot! 03/17/21
Man Hides Easter Eggs Under Piles of Dog Shit! 03/01/21
Man, With Concussion Smacked Awake by Paramedics! 02/18/21
President Trump says Mayhem is Coming to Town! 01/06/21
Mrs. Claus Gifted Pearl Necklace for Christmas! 12/08/20
Man, With Positive Blood Type Is Always Fucking Negative! 12/06/20
Man Makes Impromptu Face Mask from Snotty Handkerchief! 10/24/20
Bill Belichick Cannot Contain Himself After Latest Tie! 10/18/20
CDC Recommends Washing Hands Over Open Flames! 09/29/20
Murderer Tests His Cleaning Skills by Taking Home DNA Test! 06/15/20
Man Attempts Flight After Drinking Bottle of Aviation Gin! 06/12/20
President Trump Wants to Show You His 'OH' Face! 05/29/20
Heroin Addict Also Tai-Chi Addict! 05/14/20
Cheese Explodes All Over Microwave Cover’s Tits! 04/17/20
Man Is on His 8th Attempt to Pick Up Piece of Paper Off the Floor! 03/12/20
White Deviant Sexual Predator Wishes Matt Lauer Was Back on The Today Show! 02/03/20
Hot Pockets Have 30% More Cheese! Brings Total To 30% Cheese! 01/31/20
Man is Bleeding Way Too Much to Get Band-aid on! 01/23/20
Kinky American Diplomat Looking for Next Prisoner Swap! 12/08/19
Man, Assplodes On Toilet Adjacent to Family Room During Prayer! 10/13/19
Accept Tired of Having Their Balls to the Wall...Man! 10/03/19
Trump’s Air Emissions Panel Are Breathing Through Their Derriere! 09/21/19
Daughter Butchers Parents Portrait! 07/31/19
President Nutted When Crowd Chanted 'Send Her Back!' 07/20/19
Ross Perot Finally Fucking Finished! 07/10/19
-247 Days To Retirement, Asshole Upping His Asshole Game! 06/27/19
Hims Side Effect: Extra Arm Growth! 06/26/19
Melania Confirms Presidential Load Lumpy Oily Cheese Sauce! 06/20/19

 

About Platty

He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.

He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.