April 01, 2020

Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!

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Moe Lester

Born: 02/04/1955
Died: Still Alive
About Moe Lester:

Cats are allergic to him.

He will eat green eggs and ham.

He doesn't believe in Oranges.

He likes to wear high heals.

People always swipe left.

You better not leave him with your kids!

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