April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Cats are allergic to him.
He will eat green eggs and ham.
He doesn't believe in Oranges.
He likes to wear high heals.
People always swipe left.
You better not leave him with your kids!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.