September 24, 2021

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About the Author!

Mike Litorus


Born: 08/20/1964
Died: Still Alive
About Mike Litorus:

He is generally sore from getting banged around so much.

He gets mad when rubbed the wrong way.

He does drool a lot.

He has a van and you are invited to hang out.


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Other Works by the Author!

ARCTURUS: Arcturian 09/21/21
TESTAMENT: Demonic 09/15/21
Stoner Uses Enbrel On His Joints! 09/09/21
Covid-19 Spreading Quicker Than Your Mom’s Legs! 08/28/21
Woman, Wants You to See Her Candy Pouch! 08/27/21
No One Gives A Fuck About Mountain Time! 08/18/21
We All Know A Douchebag Named Mike! 08/15/21
Hula Hooping Gives Woman the Queefs! 08/13/21
Baby Book Abandoned Within 4 Weeks! 08/06/21
Man’s Vaginitis Flaring Up Again! 08/02/21
Taco Bell Offers New Menu Inspired Bathroom Fragrances! 07/23/21
Victor Totally Destroys Cheryl's She Shed! 07/20/21
Ore-Ida Releases Just Crack Breakfast Kit! 07/15/21
Kroger 'O' Loves the Double Team! 07/14/21
Man Drops Another Toilet Bowl Masterpiece! 07/03/21
At Infidelity, We’ll Plan Your Financial Future and Fuck Your Wife! 06/29/21
Pepto Bismol Diarrhea Liquid Enema Released! 06/27/21
White Man Asked to Be Less White! 06/23/21
Melania Launches New Lumpy Cheesy Bread & Yeast Consumer Products! 06/19/21
Prostitutes Offer $3.14 Pie for Pi Day! 06/14/21
Coke Reintroduces the Original Formula! 06/12/21
Virgin Trees Not Willing to Give It Up to Become Toilet Paper for Your Ass! 06/07/21
Woman Back to Work After Vacation with Fresh Hatred for Job! 05/07/21
Woman’s Now 19% Racist After Therapy! 04/27/21
Matt Gaetz Has the Perfect Punchable Face! 04/03/21
Ballshaft & Ball Attorneys at Law! 02/03/21
Man’s Ass Completely Wiped! 01/11/21
Peacock Now Streaming with Extra Cock! 12/17/20
Rapist Seeking Encouraging Support Group! 11/11/20
Man, Excited to Show Off His Mom Jeans! 11/06/20
Covid Is Trump’s Failed Economic Plan! 10/25/20
Woman Excitingly Eating Frozen Chocolate Banana! 08/22/20
Ginger Lives Matter Enters Top 5! 06/29/20
Crazy Person Uses Literally Figuratively! 06/20/20
Sex Workers Orifices Healed Due to Pandemic! 05/30/20
Photos Show Aquaman Participating in a Threesome! 03/01/20
Woman Drowns Her 3 Children in Bathtub After Pausing Show 334 Times! 02/12/20
Burqa Totally Brings Out Woman’s Eyes! 01/28/20
'Hobbs and Shaw' is the New Term for Docking! 01/17/20
Woman Uses FaceApp on Child to See Who The Daddy Could Be! 10/26/19
Mueller! Mueller! Mueller! 07/24/19
Tool Pushits New Album Back 2 Years to 2021! 07/22/19
Little Shit Grew Up to Be A Big Shit! 07/15/19

 

About Platty

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He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.