November 26, 2021

Entertaining You Since 2019!


About the Author!

Mike Litorus

Born: 08/20/1964
Died: Still Alive
About Mike Litorus:

He is generally sore from getting banged around so much.

He gets mad when rubbed the wrong way.

He does drool a lot.

He has a van and you are invited to hang out.


Other Works by the Author!

TESTAMENT: Demonic 11/25/21
SOILWORK: Steel Bath Suicide 11/12/21
QUICKSAND: Manic Compression 10/29/21
GREEN CARNATION: The Quiet Offspring 10/19/21
STATIC-X: Wisconsin Death Trip 10/09/21
ENSIFERUM: Iron 09/29/21
ARCTURUS: Arcturian 09/21/21


About Platty

He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.

He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.