April 01, 2020

Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!

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Mike Litorus

Born: 08/20/1974
Died: 10/27/2019
About Mike Litorus:

He is generally sore from getting banged around so much.

He gets mad when rubbed the wrong way.

He does drool a lot.

He has a van and you are invited to hang out.

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