February 25, 2021

Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!

About the Author!

Mike Litorus

Born: 08/20/1964
Died: Still Alive
About Mike Litorus:

He is generally sore from getting banged around so much.

He gets mad when rubbed the wrong way.

He does drool a lot.

He has a van and you are invited to hang out.

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Other Works by the Author!

	'Hobbs and Shaw' is the New Term for Docking!	01/17/20
	At Infidelity, We’ll Plan Your Financial Future and Fuck Your Wife!	11/28/20
	Baby Book Abandoned Within 4 Weeks!	05/20/20
	Ballshaft & Ball Attorneys at Law!	02/03/21
	Burqa Totally Brings Out Woman’s Eyes!	01/28/20
	Coke Reintroduces the Original Formula!	11/13/20
	Covid Is Trump’s Failed Economic Plan!	10/25/20
	Covid-19 Spreading Quicker Than Your Mom’s Legs!	12/11/20
	Crazy Person Uses Literally Figuratively!	06/20/20
	Ginger Lives Matter Enters Top 5!	06/29/20
	Hula Hooping Gives Woman the Queefs!	12/28/20
	Kroger 'O' Loves the Double Team!	09/10/20
	Little Shit Grew Up to Be A Big Shit!	07/15/19
	Man Drops Another Toilet Bowl Masterpiece!	02/14/21
	Man, Excited to Show Off His Mom Jeans!	11/06/20
	Man’s Ass Completely Wiped!	01/11/21
	Man’s Vaginitis Flaring Up Again!	12/13/20
	Melania Launches New Lumpy Cheesy Bread & Yeast Consumer Products!	02/19/20
	Mueller! Mueller! Mueller!	07/24/19
	No One Gives A Fuck About Mountain Time!	10/11/20
	Ore-Ida Releases Just Crack Breakfast Kit!	09/24/20
	Peacock Now Streaming with Extra Cock!	12/17/20
	Pepto Bismol Diarrhea Liquid Enema Released!	07/25/20
	Photos Show Aquaman Participating in a Threesome!	03/01/20
	Rapist Seeking Encouraging Support Group!	11/11/20
	Sex Workers Orifices Healed Due to Pandemic!	05/30/20
	Stoner Uses Enbrel On His Joints!	01/24/21
	Taco Bell Offers New Menu Inspired Bathroom Fragrances!	08/27/20
	Tool Pushits New Album Back 2 Years to 2021!	07/22/19
	Victor Totally Destroys Cheryl's She Shed!	02/04/20
	Virgin Trees Not Willing to Give It Up to Become Toilet Paper for Your Ass!	03/13/20
	We All Know A Douchebag Named Mike!	07/25/20
	Woman Back to Work After Vacation with Fresh Hatred for Job!	08/13/20
	Woman Drowns Her 3 Children in Bathtub After Pausing Show 334 Times!	02/12/20
	Woman Excitingly Eating Frozen Chocolate Banana!	08/22/20
	Woman Uses FaceApp on Child to See Who The Daddy Could Be!	10/26/19
	Woman, Wants You to See Her Candy Pouch!	08/03/20