February 25, 2021

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About the Author!

Mike Litorus


Born: 08/20/1964
Died: Still Alive
About Mike Litorus:

He is generally sore from getting banged around so much.

He gets mad when rubbed the wrong way.

He does drool a lot.

He has a van and you are invited to hang out.


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Other Works by the Author!

'Hobbs and Shaw' is the New Term for Docking! 01/17/20
At Infidelity, We’ll Plan Your Financial Future and Fuck Your Wife! 11/28/20
Baby Book Abandoned Within 4 Weeks! 05/20/20
Ballshaft & Ball Attorneys at Law! 02/03/21
Burqa Totally Brings Out Woman’s Eyes! 01/28/20
Coke Reintroduces the Original Formula! 11/13/20
Covid Is Trump’s Failed Economic Plan! 10/25/20
Covid-19 Spreading Quicker Than Your Mom’s Legs! 12/11/20
Crazy Person Uses Literally Figuratively! 06/20/20
Ginger Lives Matter Enters Top 5! 06/29/20
Hula Hooping Gives Woman the Queefs! 12/28/20
Kroger 'O' Loves the Double Team! 09/10/20
Little Shit Grew Up to Be A Big Shit! 07/15/19
Man Drops Another Toilet Bowl Masterpiece! 02/14/21
Man, Excited to Show Off His Mom Jeans! 11/06/20
Man’s Ass Completely Wiped! 01/11/21
Man’s Vaginitis Flaring Up Again! 12/13/20
Melania Launches New Lumpy Cheesy Bread & Yeast Consumer Products! 02/19/20
Mueller! Mueller! Mueller! 07/24/19
No One Gives A Fuck About Mountain Time! 10/11/20
Ore-Ida Releases Just Crack Breakfast Kit! 09/24/20
Peacock Now Streaming with Extra Cock! 12/17/20
Pepto Bismol Diarrhea Liquid Enema Released! 07/25/20
Photos Show Aquaman Participating in a Threesome! 03/01/20
Rapist Seeking Encouraging Support Group! 11/11/20
Sex Workers Orifices Healed Due to Pandemic! 05/30/20
Stoner Uses Enbrel On His Joints! 01/24/21
Taco Bell Offers New Menu Inspired Bathroom Fragrances! 08/27/20
Tool Pushits New Album Back 2 Years to 2021! 07/22/19
Victor Totally Destroys Cheryl's She Shed! 02/04/20
Virgin Trees Not Willing to Give It Up to Become Toilet Paper for Your Ass! 03/13/20
We All Know A Douchebag Named Mike! 07/25/20
Woman Back to Work After Vacation with Fresh Hatred for Job! 08/13/20
Woman Drowns Her 3 Children in Bathtub After Pausing Show 334 Times! 02/12/20
Woman Excitingly Eating Frozen Chocolate Banana! 08/22/20
Woman Uses FaceApp on Child to See Who The Daddy Could Be! 10/26/19
Woman, Wants You to See Her Candy Pouch! 08/03/20
 

About Platty

He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.

He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.

He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.