Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
He is generally sore from getting banged around so much.
He gets mad when rubbed the wrong way.
He does drool a lot.
He has a van and you are invited to hang out.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.